It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr
I may be fat but you’re ugly and i can diet
A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Dennis Miller
Slow down everyone you’re moving too fast
Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly. Be weird. Be whatever. Because life is too short to be anything but happy.
So you were no one’s WCW life must be so hard
Be crazy be stupid be silly be weird be whatever because life is too short