My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too. Rodney Dangerfield
My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful – never made me breakfast once. I don’t want to get started. One story is worse than another.-Rodney Dangerfield
My daughter hasn’t seen me with anybody in five years….I’m very very selective when it comes to that because I want to make sure that it’s real. I don’t want her to see me.-Brandy Norwood
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. Rodney Dangerfield
I want my daughter to be proud of me and look up to me. I think early on in my pregnancy I realized that to be- the mom I want to be I had to change my life and thats what Im doing-Holly Madison
I am sorry that it took a breakup to make me realize how i just can’t live without you.
I found there was only one way to look thin hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield