My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too. Rodney Dangerfield
My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful – never made me breakfast once. I don’t want to get started. One story is worse than another.-Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
I found there was only one way to look thin hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who may was.-Rodney Dangerfield
I was so overprotected, I used to think I was as delicate as people said I was. Natalie Wood
I wanted to be a doctor when I was little, so I’m okay with blood and guts.-Jennifer Lawrence