When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we’ll be funnier to look at than to read.-Sinclair Lewis
There’s always gonna be that girl who’s prettier than you
Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly. Be weird. Be whatever. Because life is too short to be anything but happy.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But… it is better to be good than to be ugly. Oscar Wilde
There’s nothing funnier than the human animal. Walt Disney
Children have to be educated, but they have also to be left to educate themselves.-Ernest Dimnet
Animals Do Not Have Gods, They Are Smarter Than That.-Ronnie Snow