My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who may was.-Rodney Dangerfield
Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
if he desired to know about automobiles he would without question study diligently about automobiles. If his wife desired to be a gourmet cook, she’d certainly study the art of cooking, perhaps even attending a cooking class.Yet,it never seems as obvious to him that if he wants to live in love,he must spend at least as much time as the auto mechanic or the gourmet in studying love.-Leo Buscaglia
Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.
When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we’ll be funnier to look at than to read.-Sinclair Lewis
In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take my advice. Winston Churchill