My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who may was.-Rodney Dangerfield
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me
Babe I Know What It Looked Like But She Was Just Changing My Diaper Girlfriend meme picture
Happy Birthday to my best friend the one who laughs at my jokes and cries with me during my heartaches
At My Lowest,God Is My Hope.At My Weakest,God Is My Strength.At My Saddest
I never asked for a lot.All I ever wanted was to be liked by you for who I was, and not for who you wanted me to be.
I Never asked for a lot. All I ever wanted was to be liked by you for who I was,and not for who you wanted me to be.