I’m not fat god loves me so much that he decided to supersize me
Told my crush that i love her she replied that she loves me too Love Meme Image
How do I tell the woman that stands before me now how much she means to me You are my DAUGHTER MY BEST FRIEND and my LIFE but above all these things you are my LITTLE GIRL and despite the.
Everyone seemed to be doing well except me and my career. And my accent was no helping me any
My Mom Never Taught Me To Be Waiting For Some Prince On A White Horse To Swipe Me Off My Feet.
Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
My daughters the greatest thing thats happened to me in my life and she turned me into a more responsible man as opposed to just someone whos a perpetual teenager.-Adam Ant