It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger
It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult
Love is like a lost object. If you search to hard, you wont find it. But if you just forget about it momentarily.It will show up in the most unexpected way.
Abuse if you slight it, will gradually die away; but if you show yourself irritate, you will be thought to have deserved it. Tacitus
If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat! – Demetri Martin
I promise to always tell you the truth about whether or not you look fat if you promise not to get fat