If bar tenders aren’t allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people
Ever Look at your best friend and wonder why the hell you aren’t comedians?
Don’t listen if someone says you aren’t good enough
If it isn’t a baby then you aren’t pregnant
Inspiration’ is a word used by people who aren’t really doing anything. Nick Cave
Tact Is For People Who Aren’t Witty Enough To Be Sarcastic
If they aren’t willing to put the effort in, then why should you