If people aren’t laughing at your dreams…then they aren’t big enough!
Cell Phones Should Have Option To Change Airplane Mode To Drunk Mode That Way Your Drunk Texts Drunk Meme Photo
Some people really try to hard if you have to go to extremes to be noticed
Tact Is For People Who Aren’t Witty Enough To Be Sarcastic
If they aren’t willing to put the effort in, then why should you
I do not have a merchandise line. I don’t sell knives or apparel. Though I have been approached to endorse various products from liquor to airlines to automobiles to pharmaceuticals dozens of Time,I have managed to resist the temptation-Anthony Bourdian
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things-Albert Einstein