35 Most Funny Shit Quotes Collection

Don’t let the petty shit keep you down

Don't let the petty shit keep you down

Shit will happen even if you do nothing

Shit will happen even if you do nothing

Be yourself dont take anyones shit and never let then take you alive – Gerard Way

Be yourself dont take anyones shit and never let then take you alive - Gerard Way

People Change Shit Happens Life Goes On

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There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you. Anthony Liccione

There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you. Anthony Liccione

Shit happens when you ‘re busy making other plans

Shit happens when you 're busy making other plans

Quotes that will make you want to get up and get shit done

Quotes that will make you want to get up and get shit done

Good things come to those who wait or those who are willing to get up and get shit done

Good things come to those who wait or those who are willing to get up and get shit done

Shit happensbut life goes on

Shit happensbut life goes on

I hate how after an argument I think of more clever things I should have said

I hate how after an argument I think of more clever things I should have said

Love means that you accept person with all their failures stupidities ugly points and nonetheless you see

Love means that you accept person with all their failures stupidities ugly points and nonetheless you see

In real life people fumble their words they repeat themselves and stare – Christopher Guest

In real life people fumble their words they repeat themselves and stare - Christopher Guest

If it looks like shit smells like shit and feels like shit – Seth Eisenberg

If it looks like shit smells like shit and feels like shit - Seth Eisenberg

Same shit different day – Ross Perot

Same shit different day - Ross Perot

Same old shit just a different day

Same old shit just a different day

Same shit different day

Same shit different day

Shit happens mostly to me so don’t worry

Shit happens mostly to me so don't worry

Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit

Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit

It’s easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit ― Haruki Murakami

It's easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit ― Haruki Murakami

In hale the good shit exhale the bullshit

In hale the good shit exhale the bullshit

Ain’t got time for no bull shit

Ain't got time for no bull shit

Sorry i’m poor i can’t afford to pay attention to dumb shit

Sorry i'm poor i can't afford to pay attention to dumb shit

Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people

Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people

When shit becomes valuable the poor will be born – Henry Miller

When shit becomes valuable the poor will be born - Henry Miller

People who talk shit are reincarnated as toilet paper

People who talk shit are reincarnated as toilet paper

Everything is great when you don’t give a shit

Everything is great when you don't give a shit

Your as useful as shit on a hot summers day

Your as useful as shit on a hot summers day

I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit ― Mel Brooks

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit ― Mel Brooks

Be careful with your words once they are said they can be only forgiven not forgotten

Be careful with your words once they are said they can be only forgiven not forgotten

Shit happens just flush it and move on

Shit happens just flush it and move on

I need to take a break from all the shitty people in my life

I need to take a break from all the shitty people in my life

Lying piece of shut

Lying piece of shut

I have no time for youe negative bull shit

I have no time for youe negative bull shit

If the imam farts the whole community will

If the imam farts the whole community will

Forget shit and move on

Forget shit and move on

If you feel like shit everyone you hate wins

If you feel like shit everyone you hate wins

Half the shit you think i don’t know i found out a long time ago

Half the shit you think i don't know i found out a long time ago

Fit is the shit

Fit is the shit