100 Painful Divorce Quotes And Sayings

100 Painful Divorce Quotes And Sayings

You’d get fired if you zero effort into your job – Mr. Brown

You'd get fired if you zero effort into your job - Yikes



There’s nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his life. Michael Douglas

There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his life. Michael Douglas

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they ‘don’t understand’ one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen



When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen

Most women outlive their spouses. Divorce remains at record rates. It’s important for a woman to be able to control her finances. Maria Bartiromo

Most women outlive their spouses. Divorce remains at record rates. It's important for a woman to be able to control her finances. Maria Bartiromo

When you can tell your story and it doesn’t make you cry

When you can tell your story and it doesn't make you cry



What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is

What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is

Rock bottom became the solid foundation

Rock bottom became the solid foundation

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart the less capable



The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart the less capable

Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places

Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places

The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake of my family

The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake of my family



Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one. Hedy Lamarr

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one. Hedy Lamarr

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a hell of a lot of overlapping

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping

Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry. Hedy Lamarr

Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry. Hedy Lamarr



To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while. James Caan

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while. James Caan

Sometimes what you really need to do is just move on

Sometimes what you really need to do is just move on

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. Lauren Bacall

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. Lauren Bacall



If everyone got a divorce and looked for a second wife, the Coptic family would lose its moral compass. Pope Shenouda III

If everyone got a divorce and looked for a second wife, the Coptic family would lose its moral compass. Pope Shenouda III

Men tell me that I’ve saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it’s cheaper than a divorce. So I’m still useful, you see. Manolo B

Men tell me that I've saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it's cheaper than a divorce. So I'm still useful, you see. Manolo B

The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce – John Kenneth Galbraith

The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce - John Kenneth Galbraith



You still mean everything to me but you’re not worth the fight

You still mean everything to me but you're not worth the fight

What’s going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I’ll have to approach it simply as raw material and

What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and

Sometimes you miss the memories not the person

Sometimes you miss the memories not the person



Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. Helen Rowland

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. Helen Rowland

Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability

Your value doesn't decrease based on someone's inability

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be



Relationships are like glass sometimes its best to leave them

Relationships are like glass sometimes its best to leave them

Sometimes all you have to do is forget what you feel and remember

Sometimes all you have to do is forget what you feel and remember

This is the part where you find out who you are

This is the part where you find out who you are

You never know how strong you are until being strong

You never know how strong you are until being strong

Instead of wiping away your tears wipe away

Instead of wiping away your tears wipe away

I told him i wanted a divorce he said cool story bro

I told him i wanted a divorce he said cool story bro

Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves. Anna

Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves. Anna

When two people decide to get a dicorce it isn’t a sign that they – Helen Rowland

When two people decide to get a dicorce it isn't a sign that they - Helen Rowland

My parents taught me that love is not forever

My parents taught me that love is not forever

You can’t really divorce yourself and your life from the world you live in. Viggo Mortensen

You can't really divorce yourself and your life from the world you live in. Viggo Mortensen

I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book. Gloria Swanson

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book. Gloria Swanson

You killed what was left of the good in me

You killed what was left of the good in me

Survived the divorce learned to live – Laurel Hadley

Survived the divorce learned to live - Laurel Hadley

When you fully trust a person without any doubt you get one of these two

When you fully trust a person without any doubt you get one of these two

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money,’ but they changed it to ‘alimony.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since,

Divorce is a time of change. It really rocks a foundation of most people’s lives. When we have our heart broken or our dreams taken away from us, it i

Divorce is a time of change. It really rocks a foundation of most people's lives. When we have our heart broken or our dreams taken away from us, it i

How I Love Lucy was born We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them. Lucille Ball

How I Love Lucy was born We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them. Lucille Ball

Divorce is so common and accepted in America that beating myself up over it – Trisha Yearwood

Divorce is so common and accepted in America that beating myself up over it - Trisha Yearwood

Divorce marriage grounds dissolution end assets split fault loveless harmful

Divorce marriage grounds dissolution end assets split fault loveless harmful

I guess the moment when everything changed was when i realized

I guess the moment when everything changed was when i realized

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me. Kurt Cobain

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me. Kurt Cobain

I thought the divorce statistics would never apply to me. I was beyond heartbroken when they did. But I got up and got on with it. I also kept my beli

I thought the divorce statistics would never apply to me. I was beyond heartbroken when they did. But I got up and got on with it. I also kept my beli

Divorce was very sad obviously – Natalie Imbruglia

Divorce was very sad obviously - Natalie Imbruglia

Divorce is the death of a dream you thought was going to last – Dr. Trina Read

Divorce is the death of a dream you thought was going to last - Dr. Trina Read

Divorce is always good news i know that sounds weird but it’s true – Louis Ck

Divorce is always good news i know that sounds weird but it's true - Louis Ck

A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue. Edith Wharton

A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue. Edith Wharton

Divorce can be crazy. Man, if you’re happy… Love is a beast, man. Hold on. Be prepared for any way it may go, and be honest. Nas

Divorce can be crazy. Man, if you're happy... Love is a beast, man. Hold on. Be prepared for any way it may go, and be honest. Nas

My parents’ divorce left me with a lot of sadness and pain and acting, and especially humour, was my way of dealing with all that. Jennifer Aniston

My parents' divorce left me with a lot of sadness and pain and acting, and especially humour, was my way of dealing with all that. Jennifer Aniston

I can confirm the divorce papers have deen filed – Dennis Dennehy

I can confirm the divorce papers have deen filed - Dennis Dennehy

Divorce hey who need furniture anywhy

Divorce hey who need furniture anywhy

Divorce is hard i was about 29 when my husband and i split up – Connie Britton

Divorce is hard i was about 29 when my husband and i split up - Connie Britton

Christ and The Church If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one. Samuel Butler

Christ and The Church If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one. Samuel Butler

Everything is going to be alright maybe not today

Everything is going to be alright maybe not today

I think that the divorce rate’s over 50% for a reason – Channing Tatum

I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason - Channing Tatum

Divorce is probably as painful as death. William Shatner

Divorce is probably as painful as death. William Shatner

Divorce isn’t such a tragedy a tragedy is staying in an unhappy marriage – Mr. Never Give Up

Divorce isn't such a tragedy a tragedy is staying in an unhappy marriage - Mr. Never Give Up

A divorce is like an amputation you survive it, but there’s less of you. Margaret Atwood

A divorce is like an amputation you survive it, but there's less of you. Margaret Atwood

I knew there would be a negative reaction in the press to my divorce, but I am not going to live my life because of something someone might say. Chris

I knew there would be a negative reaction in the press to my divorce, but I am not going to live my life because of something someone might say. Chris

I think that the divorce rate’s over 50% for a reason. I don’t think people are taking enough time now to really see if they can make it work and live

I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people are taking enough time now to really see if they can make it work and live

Divorce a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. Ambrose Bierce

Divorce a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. Ambrose Bierce

Dear tummy sorry for all the butterflies

Dear tummy sorry for all the butterflies

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. Rita Mae Brown

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. Rita Mae Brown

Even with my divorce and with everything, I don’t need money. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Even with my divorce and with everything, I don't need money. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors. Jim Morrison

Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors. Jim Morrison

A tragedy’s staying in an unhappy marriage teaching your children

A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage teaching your children

Divorce is like death without a burial

Divorce is like death without a burial

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce. Voltaire

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce. Voltaire

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up

A divorce is like an amputation you survive but there’s less of you – Margaret Atwood

A divorce is like an amputation you survive but there's less of you - Margaret Atwood

I was so devastated by my second divorce that I had a nervous breakdown. Jane Fonda

I was so devastated by my second divorce that I had a nervous breakdown. Jane Fonda

Divorce is probably as painful as death – William Shatner

Divorce is probably as painful as death - William Shatner

Be with someone who brings out the best in you

Be with someone who brings out the best in you

Divorce is one of the key predictors of poverty for a child growing up in a home that’s broken. Mike Huckabee

Divorce is one of the key predictors of poverty for a child growing up in a home that's broken. Mike Huckabee

Actions prove who someone is words just prove who they want to be

Actions prove who someone is words just prove who they want to be

America gives every appearance of being a nation besotted with trashiness – divorce, illegitimacy, casual Fridays. P. J. O’Rourke

America gives every appearance of being a nation besotted with trashiness - divorce, illegitimacy, casual Fridays. P. J. O'Rourke