100 Impressive Fat Quotes And Sayings

100 Impressive Fat Quotes And Sayings

I’m not fat i’m just easy to see

I'm not fat i'm just easy to see

Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me. Gabriel Garcia Marquez





Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me. Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I’m fat, but I’m thin inside… there’s a thin man inside every fat man. George Orwell

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man. George Orwell





I promise to always tell you the truth about whether or not you look fat if you promise not to get fat

I promise to always tell you the truth about whether or not you look fat if you promise not to get fat

If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat! Demetri Martin

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! Demetri Martin

As a dancer I’ve always checked my body constantly; ‘Am I having a good day or am I having a fat day’ Bonnie Langford

As a dancer I've always checked my body constantly; 'Am I having a good day or am I having a fat day' Bonnie Langford





I read that book ‘Fat is a Feminist Issue’, got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. Jo Brand

I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. Jo Brand

Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial. Susie Orbach

Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial. Susie Orbach

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. P. J. O'

Don’t be afraid of few extra pounds

Don't be afraid of few extra pounds





Dietary fat, whether saturated or not, is not a cause of obesity, heart disease or any other chronic disease of civilization. Andrew Weil

Dietary fat, whether saturated or not, is not a cause of obesity, heart disease or any other chronic disease of civilization. Andrew Weil

I like fat people more then i like thin people – Lloyd Kaufman

I like fat people more then i like thin people - Lloyd Kaufman

I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who’d love me once I got fat. Stephanie Klein

I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who'd love me once I got fat. Stephanie Klein

Fat jokes to me are always – Zach Galifianakis

Fat jokes to me are always - Zach Galifianakis





I always thought filet mignon was the steak to beat, but the fat content in a rib eye is fantastic. Neil Patrick Harris

I always thought filet mignon was the steak to beat, but the fat content in a rib eye is fantastic. Neil Patrick Harris

If bar tenders aren’t allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people

If bar tenders aren't allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people

A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Dennis Miller

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Dennis Miller

I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money. Marlon Brando

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. Marlon Brando





I am short fat & proud of that

I am short fat & proud of that

I’d kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe. Elizabeth Hurley

I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe. Elizabeth Hurley

Congratulations on being that fat and still alive

Congratulations on being that fat and still alive

Decided to burn lots of calories today so i set a fat kid on fire

Decided to burn lots of calories today so i set a fat kid on fire

Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman

Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman

If i self identify as obese does that make me trans fat

If i self identify as obese does that make me trans fat

Dear fat prepare to die

Dear fat prepare to die

I may be fat but you’re ugly and i can diet

I may be fat but you're ugly and i can diet

Be nice to fat people one day they might save your life

Be nice to fat people one day they might save your life

I dreamed I am the fish whose flesh is eaten, and because I am fat, it is good. Philip K. Dick

I dreamed I am the fish whose flesh is eaten, and because I am fat, it is good. Philip K. Dick

Fat i will burn you

Fat i will burn you

I hate myself for being this fat

I hate myself for being this fat

Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out

Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat. Albert Einstein

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat. Albert Einstein

Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn’t handle people talking about how fat I was. Stevie Nicks

Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn't handle people talking about how fat I was. Stevie Nicks

Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy To be nothing, that’s what. A big fat zero with a smile for everybody. Kirk Douglas

Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy To be nothing, that's what. A big fat zero with a smile for everybody. Kirk Douglas

Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat. Giada De Laurentiis

Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat. Giada De Laurentiis

The only reason i’m fat is because a tiny body

The only reason i'm fat is because a tiny body

None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back. Paul McCartney

None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back. Paul McCartney

There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast. Charles Baudelaire

There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast. Charles Baudelaire

Today, ‘fat’ has become not a description of size but a moral category tainted with criticism and contempt. Susie Orbach

Today, 'fat' has become not a description of size but a moral category tainted with criticism and contempt. Susie Orbach

What people don’t understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat; it’s not a nice feeling. Kendall Jenner

What people don't understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat; it's not a nice feeling. Kendall Jenner

With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60. Jack Nicholson

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. Jack Nicholson

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you’ve changed your life by saying, ‘Farewell to Fat’. Richard Simmons

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'. Richard Simmons

It’s hard to be optimistic when your fat pants are tight

It's hard to be optimistic when your fat pants are tight

You are not fat you have fat

You are not fat you have fat

I’m not fat god gave me airbags cause i’m precious

I'm not fat god gave me airbags cause i'm precious

Everyone says i’m not fat but no one says i’m skinny

Everyone says i'm not fat but no one says i'm skinny

I am fat no i am not i just have fat

I am fat no i am not i just have fat

I don’t think it’s a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a desert when the chef’s a fat pig. Gordon Ramsay

I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a desert when the chef's a fat pig. Gordon Ramsay

I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life. Andre Rieu

I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life. Andre Rieu

As far as I’m concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. Edith Piaf

As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. Edith Piaf

I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best it’s a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy

I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best it's a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy

I would love to date a chef. I’d probably get really fat, but I don’t care. Elizabeth Olsen

I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care. Elizabeth Olsen

I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat. Demi Lovato

I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat. Demi Lovato

Folk music is a bunch of fat people. Bob Dylan

Folk music is a bunch of fat people. Bob Dylan

I found there was only one way to look thin hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield

I’m not fat god loves me so much that he decided to supersize me

I'm not fat god loves me so much that he decided to supersize me

My mother-in-law’s so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. Les Dawson

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. Les Dawson

I’m not fat i’m just so freakin sexy it overflows

I'm not fat i'm just so freakin sexy it overflows

Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal. Uma Thurman

Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal. Uma Thurman

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. Jackie Gleason

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. Jackie Gleason

I’ve always been a thin girl. I’m not going to be fat, ever. Let’s get that straight. Whitney is not going to be fat, ever. Okay Whitney Houston

I've always been a thin girl. I'm not going to be fat, ever. Let's get that straight. Whitney is not going to be fat, ever. Okay Whitney Houston

You can’t be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work. Hank Stram

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work. Hank Stram

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more – Jack Lalanne

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more - Jack Lalanne

It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger

I’m not fat your eyes are too skinny

I'm not fat your eyes are too skinny

I’ve played so many historical characters because most horrible dictators are short, fat, middle-aged men. Bob Hoskins

I've played so many historical characters because most horrible dictators are short, fat, middle-aged men. Bob Hoskins

I’m not fat it’s just my awesomeness swelling up

I'm not fat it's just my awesomeness swelling up

That moment when somebody skinnier then you talks

That moment when somebody skinnier then you talks

It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr

People are starting to go on about my weight but i’m not going

People are starting to go on about my weight but i'm not going

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more. Jack LaLanne

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more. Jack LaLanne

The only reason i,m fat is because a tiny body

The only reason i,m fat is because a tiny body

Two forms of fat that are vitally important for brain health are cholesterol and saturated fat. David Perlmutter

Two forms of fat that are vitally important for brain health are cholesterol and saturated fat. David Perlmutter

The only reason i’m fat is because a tiny body

The only reason i'm fat is because a tiny body (2)

There is no such thing as fat girl every girl is beautiful – Niall Horan

There is no such thing as fat girl every girl is beautiful - Niall Horan

I’m not fat i just love my muscles so much i protect them with fat

I'm not fat i just love my muscles so much i protect them with fat

It’s simple if it jiggles it’s fat

It's simple if it jiggles it's fat

Need motivation to lose weight just eat in front of mirror naked

Need motivation to lose weight just eat in front of mirror naked

You’re fat stop eating

You're fat stop eating

I’m short, fat and proud of that – Winnie the Pooh

I'm short, fat and proud of that - Winnie the Pooh

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults. Demetri Martin

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults. Demetri Martin

I’m not fat i’m just freakin sexy it overflows

I'm not fat i'm just freakin sexy it overflows

When i say that i’m fat it’s because i am

When i say that i'm fat it's because i am